LOUDER

steadfast:

5ummit:

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

(via meatyogre)

lubricates:

friend: i’ll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

(Source: alltimeloe, via piinkmonkeykisses)

theycallmebigpussy:

theawesomeadventurer:

flacomexicano:

i’m a grower not a show-er
what do this mean u might ask?
means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet
anyway
the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy”
the downside?
if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one

(via nasaqueer)

theshitneyspears:

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

(Source: theshitneyspears, via piinkmonkeykisses)

jennyhoelzer:

I love deleting things. Files . Posts. Memories .

(via piinkmonkeykisses)

magicact:

magicact:

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

(via nasaqueer)

hyrude:

for the record: i wrote 10k of indepth introspective character analysis turned personal projection fanfiction about francis from malcolm in the middle, never posted it anywhere, then changed all the names and submitted it for an lgbt essay scholarship as a dissertation on internalized homophobia’s psychological impact into adulthood and won $1000 so. first of all, follow your dreams, second of all, francis from malcolm in the middle is fucking gay

(via meatyogre)